Saturday, December 03, 2005

Where O’ Where has my Rebel Gone?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, I have just one concerning the Rebel Bloggers’ portrait on the Travel Golf website: Charisma. I can tell this spicy bastard has bite, but he has been curiously estranged from his TG family since the end of August. What has happened to the fearless Rebel who has always told it like it was, but with such gusto.

“Actually, he's just a boob.” the Rebel wrote concerning Sean O’Hairs’ father Marc O'Hair on August 9th. Or, this juicy tid-bit concerning Lefty and his sister, “I love Phil Mickelson. He's a great golfer. He's classy. Hell, his sister even looks hot.” And finally, his parting words of wisdom before the Rebel went into hiding, “SI's Jay Mohr is not a fan of golf. He says our fine sport is a waste of time, frustrating, caters to has-beens and is more frustrating than a lap dance.”

Charisma. With a little bit of panache thrown into the mix. That’s who The Rebel Blogger is. His absence from Travel Golf has been noted.

In any event, I can just imagine him now. Sitting on some tropical beach somewhere in the Caribbean, being waited on by scantily clothed hula girls wearing nothing more than a couple of coconut shells and a hula skirt. Or, there is always the alternative. His social security check isn’t cutting the mustard and he’s engulfed in his newly found position at his local Wal-Mart greeting the price savvy customers of the 21st century.

Whatever the case may be, there in no doubt in my mind that whatever he’s doing, he’s doing it with style and golf is not to far from his mind.

Cheers to you, The Rebel Blogger!

6 Comments:

At 8:40 AM, Blogger Erik @ The Sand Trap said...

TG is terrible and many of the "authors" there are all creations of Tim McDonald.

 
At 1:33 PM, Blogger The Undaunted Duffer said...

I've been duped.

The bastards.

 
At 6:37 AM, Blogger William K. Wolfrum said...

Way to stick it the man, Erik. You, my friend, are a true rebel, I'm sure.

Though actually, we're pretty happy to get what we get from McDonald, and the idea that he's sitting around banging out eight blogs a day is pretty amusing.

Your blogs looking good, btw, UD.Plus. "Undaunted" is just such a fun word to say. ;)

--WKW

 
At 3:39 PM, Anonymous Mark Nessmith said...

Good riddance, say I. You didn't have to work around the fumes of that SOB's smelly 10-cent cigars!

Mark Nessmith, managing editor

 
At 2:27 AM, Anonymous guile said...

nice, cozy place you got here :)..

 
At 7:14 PM, Blogger The Undaunted Duffer said...

Thank you

 

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